I am just trying to sit in my room and blog about my feelings like a lil tween and I can hear my step-mother talkin’ shit about me in the next room. It’s not even like I’m eavesdropping. She’s practically yelling about it. Wtfffffff stoppppppp ittttttttttttt.
i’m so weird that it should be illegal for me to talk omfg

wheres the customize button for my face
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My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping they are more brave than I am.
I have never read something so true about myself.
amen to this
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my favorite part of the stupid hoe music video is when she holds up the bowl of pineapples for no apparent reason
omfg, why does this song exist?
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pretty accurate.
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